BEST BOWEL MOVEMENT: EVERYONE WHO ORDERED PAPA BOWLS
GAYEST FOR DADDY GARRETT (KEPT TOUCHING HIM) ((NO CONSENT EITHER)): CHUNGESS
UP LATEST PLAYING WITH HIS WORM: SAMIZ
BIGGEST PH IMBALANCE (PISS ONLY): JOE
BEST SHERWIN: NOCTURNALDH
WHITEST HOOD: YUMYTV
PERSON WHO HAS THE MOST WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE HOME: ROLDTOTEMS
BEST CARDIAC EVENT: GARRETTM
SECRET AWARD (MESSAGE ENCRYPTED): ISMYTAILOK
MOST DANGEROUS PREDATOR (NOT THE VS ALIEN KIND): JFUNK
MOST CENTERED: GROUNDRUID
BEST DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION PLAYER: WEI FENG
