PLAYER SPOTLIGHT WEEK 2: PAJAMAPANTS
MS. NO DAYS OFF STEVE "ASS GIRL" PAJAMAPANTS HAS CARRIED HER OCTOBER MAGIC INTO NOVEMBER, ONCE AGAIN DEFEATING ZACH "LIP TICKLER" DITCHGIRL BY 6 POINTS. LIP TICKLER MADE A STRONG PLAY FOR THE COVETED CROWN WITH HIS KEEN UNDERSTANDING OF HOW STRAIGHT LINES WORK, BUT IN THE END ASS GIRL'S CONSISTENCY LED TO HER RETAINING THE TITLE. THE WORD "DYNASTY" IS THROWN AROUND A LOT IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THESE DAYS, AND WE ARE ONLY TWO WEEKS IN, BUT I DARE SAY THAT THIS APPEARS TO BE A DYNASTY IN THE MAKING. A THREE-PEAT COULD SEAL THE DEAL AND CEMENT ASS GIRL IN THE ANNALS OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT HISTORY.
The real question is why you are even ranking an inferior creature that lacks the natural common sense and thought capability god gave men. You don't place a female with men and expect it to never be the worst player by a large margin.
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