Sunday, November 18, 2012

BEST OF HUMBLE: THOSE NO LONGER WITH US

0:07 TELARIN (THANKS FOR GIVING THESE KIDS HOPE)
0:55 KOBK
0:57 TRITONE
1:01 MICHAH
1:04 PAINSPONGE
1:09 MUKIKO
1:19 MINDTRICKS
1:23 SPACETOTEM
1:38 AIRWAVEZ

HE HAS CHINESE DOGS

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS


More like Bad Maddox

 

             Ask and you shall receive, Brad Maddox.

With a million-dollar contract on the line, the rogue ref–turned prospective Superstar took to the ring for a one-on-one match with Ryback himself, the Superstar Maddox robbed of the WWE Title at Hell in a Cell. And while Maddox certainly seemed game for the contest (He even had a personal cameraman who fashioned his own Brad Maddox shirt out of a Ryback one), it was a poor omen at best when, instead of a theme song, the whine of an apparently precautionary ambulance siren accompanied him to the ring. 

Maddox did get one final moment of joy before the slaughter began: A pre-taped address played over the TitanTron in which he proclaimed it "the greatest night of his life." 

"I'm a WWE Superstar," Maddox beamed. "No one is ever going to forget the name Brad Maddox."

It would appear at the very least that one Superstar remembered Maddox's name already because what Ryback perpetrated was less a match than a massacre. The beast made Maddox famous all right and was merciless in his dismantling of Maddox (who to his immense credit, would not stay down until the very end). With no absence of malice, Ryback pummeled the former ref's head into the canvas and decimated him with a Meathook Clothesline before executing Shell Shocked for the win and tossing Maddox inside (and against) the ambulance as a final exclamation point.

All of which, we suppose, was an elaborate lesson to the would-be wunderkind. To use another cliché, that lesson is: be careful what you wish for


Saturday, November 10, 2012

PLAYER SPOTLIGHT WEEK 2: PAJAMAPANTS


MS. NO DAYS OFF STEVE "ASS GIRL" PAJAMAPANTS HAS CARRIED HER OCTOBER MAGIC INTO NOVEMBER, ONCE AGAIN DEFEATING ZACH "LIP TICKLER" DITCHGIRL BY 6 POINTS. LIP TICKLER MADE A STRONG PLAY FOR THE COVETED CROWN WITH HIS KEEN UNDERSTANDING OF HOW STRAIGHT LINES WORK, BUT IN THE END ASS GIRL'S CONSISTENCY LED TO HER RETAINING THE TITLE. THE WORD "DYNASTY" IS THROWN AROUND A LOT IN PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THESE DAYS, AND WE ARE ONLY TWO WEEKS IN, BUT I DARE SAY THAT THIS APPEARS TO BE A DYNASTY IN THE MAKING. A THREE-PEAT COULD SEAL THE DEAL AND CEMENT ASS GIRL IN THE ANNALS OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT HISTORY.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Countdown To The End

The SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program)/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever (46 million).
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Not Feed The Animals." They say that this is because the animals may grow dependent on handouts and not learn how to take care of themselves.

Monday, November 5, 2012

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY


PLAYER SPOTLIGHT WEEK 1: PAJAMAPANTS


THIS WEEK WE WILL BE HIGHLIGHTING THE EXCEPTIONAL PLAY OF STEVE "ASS GIRL" PAJAMAPANTS. IT WAS A BANNER WEEK FOR ASS GIRL, MAINTAINING A SOLID LEAD FROM START TO FINISH AND CRUSHING THE RUNNER UP ZACH "LIP TICKLER" DITCHGIRL BY A SIZEABLE MARGIN. SUCH A LARGE LEAD WAS MADE ATTAINABLE BY STELLAR PLAY AND INGENIOUS TACTICS ON BOSSES SUCH AS BLADE LORD TA'YAK, WHERE NO ONE ELSE WAS CAPABLE OF SUCH BRILLIANT DEDUCTION AS TO NOTICE THAT THERE WERE NO TORNADOES FLYING AT THE RAID IN THE WALLS OF SOLID WIND, THEREFORE YOU MUST BE SUPPOSED TO RUN INTO THE WALL. CAN SUCH A PERFORMANCE BE DUPLICATED? UNLIKELY, BUT CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHO TAKES THE CROWN.

Friday, November 2, 2012

AMERICAN GROWN

THIS IS WHY OLD PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED NEAR COMPUTERS

Who is Brad Maddox?



 Who is Brad Maddox?

“Brad Maddox, why?”

Following the rogue ref’s shocking low blow to Ryback during Hell in a Cell on Sunday night, WWE Universe members packed inside Atlanta’s Philips Arena were left stunned when CM Punk, with an assist from Maddox, rolled up his rival for the pin. This interference stands as the most blatant rule-breaking act by a WWE official ever.

On Thursday, the suspended Maddox, a 28-year-old former wrestler with Florida Championship Wrestling, stood before WWE’s Board of Inquiry in Stamford, Conn., to answer for his actions. Meanwhile, dumbstruck fans are left to wonder: Who is he? What was his motive? Did he act alone? And why was the rookie ref placed in such a high-profile match at all? 

Details from Maddox’s closed-door meeting are now sealed, and Maddox’s attorney Jeffrey Goldblatt is refraining from making a public statement pending the conclusion of the inquiry

While neither Goldblatt nor Maddox are talking, Maddox’s one-time trainer, Bill DeMott, is. The former Superstar, currently a trainer at WWE’s developmental organization, NXT (formerly FCW), has worked with Maddox since 2010, and describes him as “hardworking, but aloof.”

Was it Maddox’s withdrawn personality that kept him from fulfilling his lifelong dream of becoming a WWE Superstar? Or was it something else?

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Weakness in Chief

OSAMA BIN LADEN RAID NOT OBAMA'S CALL

TRUTH COMES OUT

Exclusive: Maj. Gen. Paul Vallely reveals name of leader who authorized operation


Published: 10/11/2012 at 3:16 PM

The Stand Up America research team has learned from a senior and sensitive intelligence community source and official that President Obama did not know of the raid in Abbottabad to kill Osama bin Laden on May 1, 2011, until after the helicopters with SEAL Team Six had crossed into Pakistani airspace.

The U.S.’ most sophisticated deception techniques were used to make this very dangerous penetration into Pakistan without Pakistan knowledge. The president was notified at the golf course and called away, which is why he was in the strange seated position in the picture that documented the White House operation room event.

Director of Central Intelligence Leon Panetta was the key player who organized and supported this daring raid. He signed the “execute orders” with only a few people aware: Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, then-Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, Adm. Bill Mullen and Gen. David Petraeus.

The White House was closed out of the decision because the president, through Valarie Jarrett, had turned down two or three other earlier proposals. The deputy of central intelligence and his covert planning team were extremely frustrated at all the denials and saw the opportunity slipping away, as implausible as it seems. Leon Panetta was driven to ensure a successful mission after the U.S. lost seven CIA officers on Jan. 4, 2010, in Afghanistan from the action of a Jordanian double agent. Panetta convinced his other principals to make the decision that was actually within his authority. He received their full-fledged support, but the president, according to the official, remained clueless on the mission, which was why he appeared so calm at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner the night before and why he was on the golf course when the helicopters crossed over Pakistani borders enroute to Abbottabad.

Leon Panetta is the leader who, in fact, made it happen – along with intelligence community professionals. Today, the intelligence community professionals hold Panetta in very high regard, as does the military in the Pentagon. History will treat him very well once the full story is released and the true events exposed.

This tremendously serious and sensitive information was relayed by a source who has been very frustrated with the continued dishonesty within the White House as it tries to be blame the intelligence community for the Libyan debacle in which Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other brave and dedicated Americans were murdered by an al-Qaida affiliate.

It is reported that frustration is at a boiling point within the agencies agencies (particularly State, Department of Defense and CIA) with the actions and cover-ups of the president and his administration hierarchy.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

SLAM DUNK ERNEST

#25MANHARDMODESTATUS

A WORD TO OUR FANS

STOP LINKING ME GAY STUFF YOU WANT ON OUR BLOG

Tucker & Florence


40 LIKE YOUR EMPEROR WIPES


ELITIST JERKS


Did he just call me the N word?

 
                                                                       #VoteOrDie

                                                            Ryback Vs Dolph Ziggler
                                                                          Tonight 8/7C
 

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN


OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON ATTEMPTING HEROICS KILLING WILL OF THE EMPEROR ON NORMAL MODE LMAO

TO INFINITY


PROGRESSION UPDATE


Monday, October 15, 2012

THE DECISION 2012





WHO WILL CM PUNK CHOOSE?
         It has been a question that has been raging within the minds of all, and I will be the first person to tell you who the WWE Champion CM Punk will face at HELL IN A CELL.
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JOHN CENA- While it seems as though every main event match this year has been CM Punk vs John Cena, Next weekend will be no different. The facts are simple, RYBACK cannot hang one on one with the self proclaimed BEST IN THE WORLD. He just does not have the in ring chops to battle it out with someone of CM Punks' caliber. There is however a slim chance that John Cena will not be able to perform due to a surgical procedure he underwent mere weeks ago on his elbow. If John Cena is healthy he will get the nod but will inevitably lose once again to the Best In The World. If for some reason Ryback is asked to take on the biggest match of his career I predict that he will fall aswell, he just isnt there yet.


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GOD BLESS, #DG TBITW